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April 24, 2009

Alien Movie Review And Video

Filed under: Horror Reviews — Tags: , — Griff @ 9:19 am

alien-movieWhen the crew of the Nostromo receives a distress signal from a nearby planet, they decide to check it out. Once there, they discover that it was not a distress signal, instead it was a warning. Unfortunately, three of the crew members have already entered the planet and found a spaceship on it. Inside the spaceship, one of the crew members is attacked by an alien pod and it latches itself to his face. Once back on the Nostromo, the crew tries to get the pod off, only to unleash something worse on the Nostromo, an Alien that will stop at nothing until every single one of the crew members is dead.

The Nostromo is headed home when the crew is awoken from their sleep after receiving an SOS from a nearby planet. They soon decide to check it out and see what is going on. Once on the planet, three crew members decide to get out and check out another spaceship that has landed. This is when Ripley discovers that the SOS was actually a warning. She wants to go and get the three crew members back on the ship, but cannot because they are too far away. Inside the alien spaceship, one of the crew members discover a number of pods. He watches as one of them hatches and grabs on to his face.

The other two crew members bring him back to the Nostromo, but Ripley does not want to let him in because she fears that whatever has happened to him could happen to everyone else. Unfortunately, another crew member does let him in. They take the crew member to the infirmary where they try to remove this creature that is lodged on his face. After cutting it, they discover that this alien’s blood burns through the floor. Later on, the creature removes itself from the crew member’s face, but it has left something inside of him. Growing inside of him is another alien, something that is going to kill each and everyone one of them once it has hatched. Now, no one on the Nostromo is safe until this alien is dead, or until the alien has killed every single one of them.

With the success of Star Wars and Star Trek, Science Fiction movies were becoming very popular in the ’70’s. Then, in 1979, Ridley Scott debuted a film that would forever change the way in which we view alien movies.
Ridley Scott created a film that mixes science fiction with sheer horror as the crew of the Nostromo encounter an alien life form that will stop at nothing until it has devoured every single one of them. Ridley Scott blends in science fiction films with classic monster movies in Alien, leaving the audience with a fright film that lingers long after the credits roll. Alien is an instant classic that should not be missed. It introduces us to a new kind of monster, and a new hero in Ripley. If you have not seen Alien, do yourself a favor and check this movie out. Even over the years, Alien has not lost its touch and I recommend this film to anyone who is a fan of movies in general. I give Alien a 10 out of 10.

April 22, 2009

The Last Slumber Party – Movie Review (1986)

Filed under: Horror Reviews — Tags: — Griff @ 8:28 am

last-slumber-partyIt’s the last day of school, and the “popular” girls are planning a slumber party. When the geek of the class, “Science”, who is the brunt of the popular crowd’s torture and jokes gets a whiff of it, he dons a surgeon’s gear and plots a murder scheme for his revenge. Meanwhile at the same time, the local nut “Maniac Randals” has escaped from the mental ward dons his own surgeon’s outfit and goes on his own murderous rampage and coincidentally ends up at the same house.

This movie, well I am at a loss for words. The movie was just so poorly written, directed, edited, acted and photographed that I could not help but laugh the entire 70 minute run time. Other than that, what does this movie have to offer? The killer “Maniac Randals” was not intimidating, no matter how much he made that “fake insane” face, it just came off as bad– so bad it was almost funny. The kills were horrible, most of them were slashes to the neck with a surgical scalpel, and very poorly done (in some scenes you can tell the dull side was used for the cut, and even sometimes the actual wide side was used). The acting was “Z” rate, and that is even with giving them a few points. The plot, very bad. The first killer “Science” was dressed exactly like the “Maniac Randals” killer, in an attempt to set somebody up as a “Red Herring”. It didn’t work. The killer spent most of his day in the one girl’s bedroom hiding, and so poorly that the people just walked by the guy without noticing. In some scenes it would have been impossible NOT to stumble over him, yet he was undetected. Finally, the movie was confusing. A dream in a dream in a dream, it lost me. The movie obviously had a lot of scenes removed from it, and some scenes were repeated a few times to make up for it.

I don’t know what happened to this movie. The quality of the film goes from pretty good to F- in the matter of seconds. Some scenes are clear, others are dark with what appears to be 20th generation dubbed video. I am not sure if this film was just thrown together from a movie that was filmed and never edited and mixed, or what. Parts of the movie were missing which created GIANT plot holes. The scenes that were in place, were repeated many times. The killers “insane” look was repeated every time he killed somebody, that got old fast. The movie was only 72 minutes, and I am not sure if I could have handled an 85 minute version of this movie. Perhaps the fact that this thing is missing scenes is a blessing in disguise, I guess that is what you get when the same guy directs, writes and stars as the main killer. You get a homemade crap film that is nothing more than a fan film. Whoever edited this should retire. I have seen better editing in fan films.

This movie comes on DVD in a double feature with another turd “Terror At Tenkiller”. Both movies are so fucking bad that it’s impossible to stop watching. I really have to suggest this movie to people who love these types of movies- it’s definitely an acquired taste.

April 21, 2009

Jason Voorhees Image Set

Filed under: Horror Pictures — Tags: — Griff @ 8:46 am

In the red corner, we have half dead psycho who is known to terrorize teenage kids at the now famous, camp crystal lake.

In the other corner is you….I would suggest to run….But then you might lose your head….

Enjoy these pictures of Mr Friday The 13th himself, Jason Voorhees.

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April 20, 2009

Hatchet Man – Movie Review (2003)

Filed under: Horror Reviews — Tags: — Griff @ 9:14 pm

hatchet-man-movieCollege coed by day and a stripper by night, Claudia’s dream of becoming a lawyer seems within reach until her co-workers start turning up dead, victims of a brutal serial killer. Can Claudia and her friends stay alive along enough to expose the killer, or will they become the Hatchetman’s next victim?

Buried deep in this boring, unimaginative (but interesting and easy to watch) movie was some pretty well done gore effects. The effects were obviously low budget, but were very well done. I also liked the killer’s modus operandi– removing his victim’s hands. I also thought that the movie did a good job with supplying us with a handful of Red Herrings, and possible plot twists. The movie also gave us more than a share of tits and ass, these were supplied by the strippers that made up almost the entire cast.

When you think of a low budget slasher movie, what comes to mind? Bad acting? Bad script? Silly ending? Misleading DVD coverart? This movie serves nothing different on those levels, once again another shoddy attempt to try and recreate the magic that was lost by the end of the 1980′s. Whoever made this movie clearly knew that the movie was going to be a dud, and then added some bare tits to compensate– and then a misleading DVD cover. Unfortunately, both failed to make up for everything this movie lacked.

The DVD cover art depicts the killer standing in the woods with the title “Hatchet Man”. Which, led me to believe it would be another “in the woods slasher movie”, it wasn’t. None of it took place in the woods, and the movie was nothing more than a T n’ A fest with murders and blood– no complaints in that department from me– I just felt absolutely no connection with the cast in this film, and really found it very easy to lose interest in. The movie has found it’s rightful place in the $3.88 bin at Wal-Mart, don’t watch the movie unless you can sit through all of the crap to get to the really good kills. The movie wasn’t a major revelation, and will be easily forgotten by everyone– even die-hard slasher fans. In short, don’t watch this unless you obtained it very cheaply, or hopefully for free.

April 13, 2009

SLUGS – Horror Movie Review (1988)

Filed under: Horror Reviews — Tags: — Griff @ 2:29 am

slugs-moviePeople are dying mysteriously and gruesomely, and nobody has a clue what the cause is. Only health worker Mike Brady has a possible solution, but his theory of killer slugs is laughed at by the authorities. Only when the body count begins to rise and a slug expert from England begins snooping around does it begin to look like Mike had the right idea after all. In the vein of Squirm, people die gruesome and gory deaths by slippery-slithering SLUGS!

Some nice good old-fashioned blood and gore mixed with the typical genre-gratuitous nudity and cheese and even some really funny parts. The movie was well put together, average to good acting, with a nice and entertaining plot. The great mix of story, blood and gore makes this one of the most underrated horror films I have seen in a while.

Although, some of the movie really made no sense, but then again it is a horror movie. It doesn’t have to. I also was left wanting more with the way the slugs were destroyed. It seems like the entire movie built up to what I would have thought would be an epic demise, but, nah. Still, the movie really delivered.

This movie to me seems like it was really inspired by Squirm, although this one was a lot bloodier (and a bit better) I still think Squirm was at least more plausible (but we don’t watch horror movies for plausible scenarios!). The movie seemed to have a bit more T & A than expected, but can’t complain about that, we even get a full “down below” shot.
All kidding aside, the movie was very entertaining, bloody, funny and nicely done. I was pleasantly surprised with this movie. For people who loves those slippery killer critter movies like Squirm and Frog without a doubt!

April 10, 2009

Ticks 1993 Horror Movie Review

Filed under: Horror Reviews — Tags: — Griff @ 7:24 am

ticks-movie-1993Problem teens in Los Angeles join an inner-city wilderness project in and attempt to get back in touch with life’s priorities, led by do-gooders Holly and Charles. When they get to the campsite, they begin having problems adjusting to the wild life, particularly local marijuana growers using herbal steroids to accelerate plant growth, and the mutated ticks that the leaky steroid system has created.

What a great cast. Ami Dolenz, Seth Green, Clint Howard, Alfonso Ribeiro, (Clint and Ron Howard’s father) Rance Howard and Peter Scolari. Can’t have one much better. The gore was great, the blood was plentiful, the movie was campy and cheesy and it was a very fun watch! I can sense that a lot of gore was cut from the film, I just hope that one day this makes it to DVD uncut. It’s such an underrated film in many ways, I mean– K.N.B. Studios did the special make-up effects, so that’s pretty impressive alone, right?

The story was cheesy, and not very interesting, but alot made up for it. It’s not a good story if you think about it and I’m not a huge “killer critter” fan aside from movies like Squirm, SLUGS and Piranha. The movie goes from fun to boring in matter of second. Like I mentioned before, if this movie was an all-out gore-fest it would make it a lot easier to enjoy. There’s one part in particular where Alfonso Ribiero’s character morphs into a tick– classic shit!

Probably one of the more underrated movies of the genre. I thought the directing and gore was superb. Ami Dolenz did another great job, and I thought Alfonso Ribeiro’s death was great. I used to have the biggest crush on Ami Dolenz when I was younger, and man… she still is hot. The ticks were a bit disgusting, oozy and just downright nauseating, but small things like that make up for bad writing and bad acting from a few of the cast. I am not a fan of bugs and they really get to me… so yeah, this movie gave me the creepies.

April 7, 2009

The Amityville Horror 1979 Blu-ray Review

Filed under: Horror Blu-ray — Tags: — Griff @ 6:27 am

“The Amityville Horror” is the most memorable late 70′s horror film, running a close second to the Jamie Lee Curtis cult classic, “Halloween.” Unforgettable theme haunts the opening with softly sighing voices singing in a child’s dreamlike chant. Enter the brisk autumn breeze sending leaves scurrying across the lawn of Amityville’s most diabolical residence, as we’re drawn into the true and horrid murder of the DeFeo family.

Followed immediately by the supposedly true story of a new family, the Lutz’s, who have become the new occupants of the sinister house. James Brolin and Margot Kidder do an outstanding job as George and Kathy Lutz, who with three young kids take a deal of a lifetime and move into their dream house. With no idea of the nightmare that awaits them. Ignoring the six brutal murders that preceded their moving in, they are soon besieged with one supernatural event after another. Rod Steiger gives a strong performance as the caring and desperately faithful Priest, who is striving to free the Lutz family from the house’s demonic spirits.

“Amityville Horror” a masterpiece? No. Edge of your seat haunted house classic? Yes. The 2005 remake, with all of it’s computer generated special effects and CGI gimmicks, couldn’t even come close to touching this 1979 frightfest. Whether the real George and Kathy Lutz experienced these supernatural events or simply just made them up, who knows? I do know it sure made great material for one of the best haunted house horror movies ever, and I thank them.

Movie Trailer

The Amityville Horror [Blu-ray]

April 4, 2009

Day of the Dead (2008) Trailer

Filed under: Horror Videos — Tags: — Griff @ 6:42 am

The world is overrun by the return of the flesh hungry living-dead, leaving a small group of scientists and military personnel holed-up in an underground bunker as a last ditch effort to stay alive.

I felt a bit let down with this offering of undead cinema, but indeed found it to be watchable for the most part. Just nothing to write home about is all im saying. 6 outta 10

April 2, 2009

The Wolfman (1941) Movie Review

Filed under: Horror Reviews — Tags: , — Griff @ 6:28 am

wolfmanMade during the horror movie heyday of the late 1930s and early 1940s, this classic suspenseful thriller introduced audiences to one of the most well-known movie monsters; Lon Chaney Jr.’s “Wolf Man”.

Chaney plays Larry Talbot, who is returning to his home in Wales after spending eighteen years in the United States. Larry’s brother was recently killed in a hunting accident. Claude Rains stars as Larry’s father, Sir John Talbot. Upon returning home, Larry helps his father install a new lens in his telescope. While peering through the lens, Larry discovers a beautiful girl in the window across the street. Her name is Gwen Conliffe (Evelyn Ankers). Larry goes over and introduces himself, and the two agree to go for a walk together that evening.

Gwen invites her friend Jenny Williams to come along. The three decide to go to have their fortunes told by a group of gypsies who have set up camp in town. Jenny goes first. Gypsy Bela (Bela Lugosi) reads Jenny’s fortune. He is immediately disturbed when he sees the shape of a pentagram appear in Jenny’s palm. He immediately tells Jenny to leave. Meanwhile, Gwen and Larry have walked off on their own. Minutes later, they hear a blood-curdling scream. Larry runs to investigate and finds a large wolf attacking Jenny. Larry manages to kill the wolf with his silver-handled cane, but he is bitten in the process.

Gypsy Maleva (Maria Ouspenskaya) tells Larry about the legend of the werewolf, and if a person is bitten by a werewolf and survives, they too will become a werewolf. Maleva gives Larry a charm to wear around his neck to protect himself, but he gives the charm to Gwen. On the night of the full moon, Maleva’s predictions come true, as Larry Talbot is transformed into a werewolf. Will the charm protect Gwen, or will she suffer the same fate as her friend Jenny?

This movie has remained a classic for over sixty years, and it takes the viewer back to a time before the blood-and-guts horror films were popular, and movie producers relied on psychological terror to scare audiences. There is no blood in this movie, but the viewer is still scared by the unique movie sets, the fog rolling through the trees, and the haunting musical score. Lon Chaney Jr. made his role as the wolf man famous, and he’s the only actor to have ever played the wolf man. Although the character was originally designed for Boris Karloff, Chaney made this his signature role. He will always be remembered as the wolf man. The other actors, especially Maria Ouspenskaya and Claude Rains, give good performances as well.

I give this movie my highest recommendation. This film takes me back to when I was a young child, and I used to stay up late on weekends watching the scary movies on television. Remember, “Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolf bane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright”.

The Wolfman 2009 Video Picture Show

Filed under: Horror Videos — Tags: , — Griff @ 6:21 am

Video of some new photos from ‘The Wolfman’ due out this fall. It will be released on November 6, 2009

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